鍵盤俠|傑倫威複出&雷霆81勝1負不是夢！和98公（gōng）牛迎回（huí）皮（pí）蓬沒區別

根據（jù）名記Shams此前報道，雷霆二當家傑（jié）倫·威廉姆斯（手腕手術恢複）已從傷病名單移除，明日（rì）對陣太陽迎來（lái）賽季首秀。

傑倫威本（běn）賽季傷缺期間，雷（léi）霆戰績18勝1負，高居聯盟第一。

傑倫威本（běn）賽季已失去評獎資格（gé），他在休（xiū）賽期簽下的最高五年2.89億美元的（de）續約合同最終定格五年2.41億（yì）美元。

以下為國外球迷各種各樣的無奈吐（tǔ）槽：

[–]Fun_Reflection1157 2326 points 7 hours ago

The 18-1 defending champions are about to get better. Wonderful.

球迷：18勝1負的衛冕冠（guàn）軍馬上要（yào）變得更強（qiáng）了。可真TM好（hǎo）！

[–]Kings BandwagonTheyNeedLoveToo 160 points 7 hours ago

OKC to the rest of the league on Thanksgiving: get fucked

國王球迷（mí）：雷霆在感恩節對（duì）聯盟其（qí）他球隊說：屁股撅起來~

[–]RaptorsIndividual-Space-443 680 points 7 hours ago

i wonder whos gonna give them a lottery pick in 2027

im sure that sick fuck presti has something in his treasure chest

猛龍球（qiú）迷：我好奇2027年又會是哪個大（dà）冤家給他們送樂透簽。我敢肯定普（pǔ）雷斯蒂那個老狐狸的寶庫裏肯定（dìng）還藏著好東西。

[–]Thunderbutterbeancd 513 points 7 hours ago

The Clippers … again.

雷霆球迷：還是快船。

[–]LakersRepulsive-Throat5068 353 points 7 hours ago

Actual useless franchise. That PG trade just keeps getting worse and worse lmao

湖人球（qiú）迷：真是沒救的球隊。那筆喬治交易（yì）真是越來越小醜了哈哈。

[–]ClippersFlashyClaim 379 points 7 hours ago

We’re not useless! We keep on improving the Thunder!

快船球迷：我們才不是沒用的！我們一直在幫助雷霆進（jìn）步！

[–]LakersTheCatSleeeps 255 points 7 hours ago

You guys really made a dynasty, just not your own.

湖人球迷：你們確實打造（zào）了一個王朝，隻不過不是你們自己的。

[–]Ancient_Landscape_93 1264 points 7 hours ago

Good for OKC, was really worried about their slow start.

球迷：對雷霆是好（hǎo）事（shì），之前還真擔心他們（men）開局慢熱。

[–]ThunderVitex1988 337 points 7 hours ago

81-1 is still on the table

雷霆球迷：81勝1負仍有可（kě）能（狗頭）。

[–]Lakerslukewwilson 270 points 7 hours ago

You play the trail blazers in three days, so realistically 80-2

湖人球迷：你們（men）三天後要打開拓者，所以現實點是80勝2負。

[–]SunsMetroBS 1044 points 7 hours ago

Oh okay

太陽球迷：哦，行吧（躺平）。

[–]SunsAllDawgsGoToDevin 532 points 7 hours ago

I knew they were scared

太陽球迷：我就知道他們怕了（繼續嘴硬）。

[–]ThunderHazikoSazujiii 196 points 7 hours ago

Unironically, could be a good game to jump us while working chemistry back out.

雷霆球迷：講真，在重新磨合階（jiē）段偷襲我們，說（shuō）不定是（shì）個（gè）好時機。

[–]Supersonicsahrumah 85 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, I’m prepared for Dub’s 3p shooting to be garbage for a while he rebuilds his shot. The footage of his shot form in shoot arounds hasn’t been exactly encouraging.

超音速球迷：是啊，我已經（jīng）做好傑倫威三分鐵一陣的準備了，他重建投籃手型的訓練視（shì）頻看著並不（bú）太（tài）樂觀。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantJayDee62 279 points 7 hours ago

[massive gulps]

湖人球迷：[狂咽口水]

[–]KnicksF_CKMONEY 51 points 7 hours ago

Sobbing into my apple pie rn

尼克（kè）斯球迷（mí）：正對著我的蘋果（guǒ）派哭呢。

[–]Minneapolis Lakerskurruchi 244 points 7 hours ago

[–]Bullscall-me-germ 201 points 7 hours ago

letting out an exasperated sigh. i forgot he hasn’t even played yet and the thunder have been essentially resting their stars for the last 10 minutes of the game while being 18-1 defending champions.

throwing up my thanksgiving dinner

公牛球迷：唉聲歎氣！忘了（le）他還沒打過球，而雷霆（tíng）這18勝1負的衛冕冠軍比賽最後10分鍾都讓首發打卡（kǎ）下班了。我感恩（ēn）節大餐都要吐出來了。

[–]Apocalypsenowisbest 126 points 7 hours ago

One of those classic heart warming stories when the best team gets even better

球迷：最強球隊變得更強之（zhī）經典暖心（xīn）故事。

[–]LakersDaKingindaSouff 156 points 7 hours ago

Thunder really blessed. Clippers made a monster

湖（hú）人（rén）球迷：雷霆真是天（tiān）選之子（zǐ）。快船親（qīn）手造了個怪物。

[–][OKC] Luguentz Dortimbutawaveto 60 points 6 hours ago

That pick next year looking JUICY too

雷霆球迷：明年的（de）那個簽看起來也很甜美（měi）多汁哦。

[–]Raptorspdpdpdpdpdpdpdpd 28 points 5 hours ago

If y’all get back to back lottery picks off those mfs I’m done with ball for a couple years

猛龍球迷：要是你們能從那些家夥身上連續拿到樂透簽，我直（zhí）接戒（jiè）球幾年。

[–]SunsAffectionateEgg3879 345 points 7 hours ago

Of course it’s against the suns ?

太（tài）陽球迷：偏偏是對上太（tài）陽的時候（hòu）複出?

[–]Thunderbutterbeancd 281 points 7 hours ago

Honestly, this is probably the time you want to catch them. While they’re trying to reintegrate a high-usage player who wasn’t able to use his shooting hand for months.

98 Bulls just got Pippen back lolz

雷霆球迷：說（shuō）實話，這反而是偷襲他們的好時機。他們正試圖重新整合一個幾個月沒法用投籃手的高使用率（lǜ）球員。就像98公牛剛迎回皮蓬一樣 lolz。

[–]NBAbootywizard42O 214 points 7 hours ago

Bro giving them false hope

球迷：兄弟你這是給他們（men）虛假希望啊。

[–]SunsQuazakee 202 points 6 hours ago

OKC so far ahead of the rest of the league that their fans are out here telling other teams "Don't worry! You can do it! It'll be a fun game! I believe in you!"

太陽球迷：雷霆已經領（lǐng）先全（quán）聯盟這麽多，以至於他們的球（qiú）迷都開始安慰別的球隊了（le）："別擔心！你們能行的！會是一場有趣的比（bǐ）賽！我相信你們！"

[–]ThunderKazuma_Kyo 47 points 6 hours ago

Like me trying to convince my wife to play video games with me.

雷霆球迷：就像我試圖（tú）說（shuō）服我老婆和我一起打遊戲。

[–]WillF_ 274 points 7 hours ago

18-1 team adds all-nba player for free nice

球迷：18勝1負的球隊白嫖一（yī）個最佳陣容球員，不錯哦。

[–]ThunderIron_Maniac 80 points 6 hours ago

and All-Defensive too don't forget that

雷霆球迷：還（hái）是最（zuì）佳（jiā）防守陣容成員（yuán），別忘了這（zhè）點。

[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 147 points 7 hours ago

as soon as it's confirmed he's not reaching the requirement for the awards he comes back lmao

湖（hú）人球迷：剛（gāng）確認他達不到評獎資格要求就複出了，笑死。

[–]Thundergaycatdetective 80 points 7 hours ago

honestly love this though, he’ll be playing without the added pressure

雷霆球（qiú）迷：不過說實話我很喜歡這樣，他能沒有（yǒu）額外壓力地打球了。

[–]RaptorsPrayForMojo_ 49 points 7 hours ago

And leaving money on the table to keep key teammates. This is called the “anti-Melo”.

猛（měng）龍球迷：而且為了留住關鍵隊友少（shǎo）拿了錢。這叫"反瓜哥行為"。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron