鍵盤俠|?詹姆（mǔ）斯煥發第七春王者歸來！恩比德裏夫斯（sī）互相投敵

[賽後帖]湖人勝76人回西部第2

球員數據：

湖人（17-6）：​ 東契奇31分（fèn）15板11助2帽、詹姆斯29分7板6助（zhù）、八（bā）村塁17分6板1助、艾（ài）頓14分12板2助、裏夫斯11分4板5助、拉拉維亞4分2板、海斯3分5板2帽、文（wén）森特3分1板、範（fàn）德（dé）比爾特1助

76人（13-10）：​ 馬克西28分7板9助2斷2帽、恩比德16分7板（bǎn）2助、埃奇庫姆15分（fèn）5板3助、喬治12分6板2助（zhù）、德拉蒙德11分12板、麥凱恩8分1板1助、格萊姆斯7分8板2助、巴洛7分4板、沃克4分4板

[–]NBA oat38 1030 points 5 hours ago

LeBron 70% FG 29 pts lol

球迷（mí）：詹姆斯29分，70%命（mìng）中率，笑死（sǐ）。

[–][LAL] Rui Hachimura KarrotMovies 312 points 5 hours ago

Ethical buckets

湖人球迷：全是幹（gàn）淨又衛生的得分，主打一個地道（dào）。

[–]CIark 138 points 4 hours ago

refs dont give him the chance to get unethical ones, gotta make sure he has to deal with arthritis and no calls

球（qiú）迷：裁判不給（gěi）他機會拿不道德的分數，就非得讓他帶著關（guān）節炎打球還不給哨。

[–]Lakers jokull1234 1008 points 5 hours ago

LeBron with a casual 29/7/6 after being out with arthritis and sciatica two days ago lol

He didn’t pass the torch against the Raptors. He just passed the ball.

湖（hú）人球（qiú）迷：得（dé）了關節炎和坐骨神（shén）經痛，歇了兩天，回來隨（suí）手（shǒu）就是29+7+6，哈哈。打猛龍他哪兒是傳遞火炬，他淨傳球了。

[–]Thunder Beastnoscope 131 points 5 hours ago

IK it's wild to say considering my flair, but those clutch 3s followed by that vintage game sealing stepback two brought me more joy than anything else so far this season. My whole childhood right there

雷霆（tíng）球迷：我知（zhī）道頂著我的主隊標說這（zhè）話很怪，但（dàn）他那記關鍵三分，加上那經典（diǎn）的鎖定勝（shèng）局的後撤步兩分，給我帶來了本賽季迄今為止最大的快樂。那是我（wǒ）的整個青春啊。

[–]Minneapolis Lakers myteethhurtnow 92 points 5 hours ago

There's a unique pleasure in watching an old man play like a superstar

明尼阿波利斯湖人（rén）球迷：看一個老頭打出（chū）超級巨星的表（biǎo）現，有種獨特的快樂。

[–]Lakers lannistargaryen 1463 points 5 hours ago

I LOVE LEBRON JAMES

湖（hú）人球迷：我愛勒布朗（lǎng）·詹姆斯！

[–]Lakers Not_RZA_ 519 points 5 hours ago

UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain't He??!! ??????‍♂️

湖人球迷（mí）：起飛！！超級加倍！！他過氣了是不是？？！！??????‍♂️

[–]Lakers qule 142 points 5 hours ago

I think that tweet is from 16 years ago.

湖人球迷：我以為這推特是16年前發的呢。

[–]Lakers lovo17 214 points 5 hours ago

It's insane watching Lebron just take over down the stretch while Embiid tries a fadeaway against Austin Reaves.

I wonder if Philly fans would just rather have Drummond playing than Embiid at this point.

湖人球迷：看著勒布朗在關鍵時（shí）刻接管比賽，而恩比德卻在試圖（tú）麵對奧斯汀（tīng）·裏夫斯（sī）後（hòu）仰跳投，這太瘋狂了。我懷（huái）疑76人球迷這會兒是不是寧願上德拉蒙德而不是恩比德。

[–]Logical-Window543 70 points 5 hours ago

Safe to say Embiid lost them this game

球迷：可以說，恩比德輸掉了這（zhè）場比賽。

[–]Lakers Jayveesac 166 points 5 hours ago

I'm so happy he chose the Lakers

湖人球（qiú）迷：我太高興他選擇了湖人。

[–]Lakers DJ_27 180 points 5 hours ago

That's my 41 year old sciatica, arthritis having goat

湖人球迷：這就是（shì）我那患（huàn）有坐骨（gǔ）神經痛和關節炎的41歲老goat？

[–]Brazil Kurosawasuperfan 45 points 5 hours ago

don't forget the hair loss

巴西球迷：別（bié）忘了還有脫發。

[–]Supersonics vanillacalumny 44 points 5 hours ago

hair loss started when he was like 22

超音速球迷：脫發從他22歲左右就開始了。

[–]Knicks AssignmentIll1748 363 points 5 hours ago

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING

尼克斯球迷：指環王（wáng）：王者歸來！

[–][LAL] Austin Reaves woKaaaa[S] 176 points 5 hours ago

Thank god for Bron backpacking AR who was missing what would be considered open layups for him all night

湖人球迷：謝天謝地有老詹背著裏夫斯打，他今（jīn）晚連平時能進的上空籃都丟了。

[–]Mavericks kapesaumaga 145 points 5 hours ago

AR is probably gassed. That's a luxury, you have Lebron ready to step in when the other stars are struggling.

獨行俠球迷：裏夫斯大概是累垮了。這（zhè）就是奢侈，當其他球星掙紮（zhā）時，你還有勒布朗能站出來。

[–]Raptors KingREX_24 163 points 5 hours ago

LeBron read that pass beautifully, that's 23 years of experience showing.

猛龍（lóng）球迷：勒布朗那個（gè）傳球預判得太漂亮了（le），這就是23年經（jīng）驗的價值。

[–]Lakers Expensive-Salad-7828 598 points 5 hours ago

They were really calling Bron washed LMAO

湖人球迷：他們之前真的在喊老詹完蛋了，笑（xiào）死我了。

[–]Lakers xmrjaredx 234 points 5 hours ago

On a related note, shout out Embiid. 6 v 4 with him out there.

湖人球迷：說到這個，得感（gǎn）謝一下恩比德。有他在場上簡直是6打（dǎ）4。

[–]Spurs UncoBeefWang 93 points 5 hours ago

to be fair, AR made it a 5v5 game again.

馬刺球迷（mí）：公平地說，AR（裏夫斯）又把比賽變回了5v5。

[–]Lakers bdonballer 106 points 5 hours ago

LeBron is back?! Embiid is washed?!

湖人球迷：勒布朗回來了？！恩比德完蛋了？！

[–]Lakers LardHop 94 points 5 hours ago

Lebron already won 4 mvps and 3 rings before Embiid's first NBA game btw..

湖人球迷：順便說一句，在恩比德打第（dì）一場（chǎng）NBA比賽（sài）之前，勒布朗已經拿了4個MVP和3個戒指了。

[–]Chinese unicorn 34 points 4 hours ago

I had to go look this up cuz it didn't make sense but I forgot Embiid was broken from day 1 and took 2 years to start his first game.

球（qiú）迷：我不（bú）得不去查（chá）一下，因為這聽起來（lái）不合理（lǐ），但（dàn）我忘（wàng）了恩比德從第一天（tiān）起就是個玻璃人，花了兩年才打上第一場比賽。

[–]Lakers heshouldgo 96 points 5 hours ago

WashedKing ??

湖人球迷：過氣國王 ??

[–]Timberwolves TheBailyDaily 251 points 5 hours ago

Never let klay's cornball dad commentate a game again lmao

森林狼球（qiú）迷：再（zài）也別讓克萊（lái）他那個土老帽老爹解說（shuō）比賽（sài）了（le），笑死。

[–]Lakers Not_RZA_ 139 points 5 hours ago

Dude kept saying the game was over when it was one possession game lol

湖人球迷：那哥們兒在分差隻有一個回合的時候一直說比賽結束了，哈哈。

[–]Thunder TitaniumC4206 184 points 5 hours ago

LeBron just found his 7th awakening, he's going for another 10 years isn't he?

雷霆球迷：勒布朗剛（gāng）剛找到了他的第七春，他這是要再打10年，對吧（ba）？

[–]Lakers bucaqe 79 points 5 hours ago

Maybe by then your dynasty will be over

湖人球迷：也許（xǔ）到那（nà）時候（hòu）你們（雷霆）的王朝（cháo）都結束咯。

[–]Lakers DJ_27 111 points 5 hours ago

RETURN OF THE KING

湖人球迷：王者歸來！

[–]Lakers youcantseemyname 87 points 5 hours ago

Despite Austin Reaves playing for Philly today, Bron came through. Nice bounce back from him!

湖人球迷（mí）：盡管奧（ào）斯汀·裏夫斯今天在為76人效力，但老詹站了出（chū）來。漂亮（liàng）的反彈！

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron