[賽後帖]?快船勝湖人止5連敗！東（dōng）契奇祖巴茨（cí）傷退 小卡32+12 詹姆斯36分
雙方數據
湖（hú）人（rén）（19-8）：詹姆斯36分（fèn）4板3助2斷、拉拉維亞12分11板6助2斷、東契奇12分5板2助、史密斯9分3板1助、海斯（sī）8分5板2助、斯瑪特5分4板1助、範（fàn）德比爾特4分5板1助、克內（nèi）克（kè）特2分4板、克萊伯1板、蒂耶羅1板。
快船（7-21）：萊昂納德32分12板3助3斷2帽、哈登21分4板10助2斷、科林斯17分12板1助2斷2帽（mào）、洛佩斯11分5板2帽、鄧恩8分6板3助、祖巴茨5分2板（bǎn）1助、桑德斯4分1板、巴（bā）圖姆3分4板、博格達諾維奇2分2板4助。
[曆史最老（lǎo）30+?40歲詹姆斯單（dān）核36分燃盡 37分鍾出場時間全隊最多]
[–]Luka DončićinightyDAB 501 points 2 hours ago
He tried his best but it was largely 1v9 out there on offense lol. Take away his 3/7 from 3pt and you have the rest of our team shooting 3/31, less than 10%. Just one of these games.
湖人球迷：他真的盡力了，但進攻端基本是1打9，笑死（sǐ）。把他7中3的三分去掉，全隊其他人三分是31中3，不到10%。就是這種鬼比賽。
[–]analytics_Gnome 153 points 2 hours ago
good old cleveland days
球迷：夢回克利夫蘭1.0時期。
[–]Miyagisans 333 points 2 hours ago
41yr old playing 38 mins like a month back from sciatica lol, meanwhile half the team out with injuries. Dude is an unreal athlete.
湖人球迷：一個41歲、坐骨神經痛（tòng）剛恢複一個月的人打了（le）38分鍾，笑（xiào）死，而且隊（duì）友一半（bàn）都傷了。這（zhè）家夥（huǒ）是非人（rén）類的運動員。
[–]CourageDog12 75 points 2 hours ago
unreal is an understatement. guy got generational genes
球迷：“非人（rén）類”都說輕了。這家夥有跨時代的基因（yīn）。
[–]Lakersheshouldgo 191 points 2 hours ago
Once again, LeBron is left trying to carry his squad. Bro will never be able to take it easy
湖人球迷（mí）：又一次，勒布朗被迫獨自扛起球隊。兄弟，你這輩子是別想輕鬆打球了（le）。
[–]ThunderBobskidat 267 points 2 hours ago
Lakers outside of LeBron were 19/60 from the field, 3/31 from 3, 11/18 free throws
雷霆球迷：湖人隊除勒布朗（lǎng）外，合計（jì）60投19中，三（sān）分31中3，罰球18中11。
[–]ScholarFailure 106 points 2 hours ago
LeGoat can't win with these cats. Call up the man from South Bay. 2 LeBrons > 1
球（qiú）迷：老GOAT帶不動（dòng）這群阿貓阿狗。快把南灣（wān）（發展聯盟）那位叫上來。兩個勒布朗大於一個。
[–]WizardsRealSteveUrkel 48 points 2 hours ago
Why did they have him playing no fill solo squads at 40???
奇才（cái）球迷：為（wéi）啥要（yào）讓一個40歲的人（rén）玩“單（dān）人四排（pái）”模式啊???
[–]HawksComprehensiveList769 31 points 2 hours ago
This guy can play till 50 when it’s all said and done
老鷹球迷：要我說，這家（jiā）夥能打到50歲。
[–]Wizardscashappmebitch 76 points 2 hours ago
Lebron can’t win with these bums
奇才球迷：勒布朗帶不動這些坑貨。
[–]PelicansHenrikCrown 34 points 2 hours ago
Unc can still put the ball in the basket
鵜鶘球迷：老頭兒依然能把球放進籃筐。
[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 93 points 2 hours ago
People complain about load management and injuries but I got to watch 41 year old LeBron duel 36 year old Kawhi flanked by two G-Leaguers, a two-way guy, and Marcus Smart. Amazing duel and enjoyable for basketball’s sake itself. LeBron is clearly a shell of himself but he really played his ass off tonight
球迷：人們總抱怨負（fù）荷管理和傷病，但我今晚卻看到了41歲的勒布（bù）朗對決36歲的小卡（kǎ），旁邊還站著倆G聯賽球員、一個雙向（xiàng）合同球員和馬庫斯（sī）·斯瑪特。精彩（cǎi）的（de）對決，純粹的籃球享受。勒布朗明顯不複當年了，但（dàn）他今晚真的拚盡了全力。
[–]Bullsgerardguey 67 points 2 hours ago
Kawhi is 34 lol. For reference, Lebron was 35 in his last title run which was ages ago and Kawhi's last run feels even longer ago
公牛球迷：小卡是（shì）34歲好吧（ba），笑死。作為參考，勒布朗上次奪冠是35歲，感覺像上輩子的事了，而小卡的上次爭冠之旅感覺（jiào）更（gèng）遙遠。
[–]LakersMazKhan 32 points 2 hours ago
My goat will retire on his own terms. The washed allegations needa stop cause this dude is still very fucking good
湖人球迷：我的GOAT會按自己的意願退役（yì）。“老（lǎo）了”的質疑可以停了，因為這哥們兒依然強得離（lí）譜。
[–]kavolsm 32 points 2 hours ago
Given the context, this may be one of LeBron’s best games of his career. I think this will be a game we’ll all remember years from now, no pun intended.
球迷：考慮到比（bǐ）賽背景，這可能是勒布朗職業生涯最佳比（bǐ）賽之一。我覺得多年（nián）後我們都會記得這場比賽，無意雙關。
[–][LAC] Pablo Prigionilolwtferic 157 points 2 hours ago
clippers... win?!? the story so far
快船球迷：快船……贏了？！？這是最新（xīn）的漫畫。
[–]Nuggetsveve286 94 points 2 hours ago
Marcus smart master class lol. Bronny James would’ve played better
掘金（jīn）球迷：馬庫斯·斯瑪特大師級表演，笑死。布朗尼-詹姆（mǔ）斯上去打都比他強。
[–]CourageDog12 32 points 2 hours ago
bro played like a celtics agent, but way too obvious to be one
球迷：兄弟（dì）打得像個凱爾特人間諜，但這也（yě）太明顯了，反而不像了。
[–]WizardsPlenty_Flatworm7627 18 points 2 hours ago
0 of 9 from 3 is diabolical
奇才球迷：三分9中0，簡直是魔（mó）鬼。
[–]LakersPalifaith 231 points 2 hours ago
Injuries and LeBron aside that was still some of the worst basketball I have watched in some time from both teams.
湖人球迷：拋（pāo）開傷病和（hé）勒布朗不談，這仍然是我一段時間以來看過最爛的籃球比賽之一（雙方都是）。
[–]ayeno 145 points 2 hours ago
That is just regular Clippers basketball tonight
球迷：這就是今晚典型（xíng）的快船籃球。
[–]ClippersSalty_Watermelon 133 points 2 hours ago
Thunder fans more upset than Lakers fans. Don't worry, we only won because of Laker injuries. You're getting a good draft pick from us no matter what.
快船球迷：雷霆球迷比湖人球迷還難受。別擔心，我們贏球隻是因為湖人傷兵滿營。無論如何（hé）你們都會從我們這拿到一（yī）個好簽位的。
[–]Lakerswhythishaptome 74 points 2 hours ago
No no, you build off this win god dammit. We help each other out in LA
湖人球迷：不不不，你們特麽的必須借著這場勝利（lì）起勢。咱們洛杉磯要互相幫助。
[–]LakersSharpSwag 33 points 2 hours ago
Literally just needed somebody other than Bron to hit shots. We had enough bricks to build a couple houses.
湖人球迷：真的，隻需要除了老（lǎo）詹之外有（yǒu）另一個人能把球（qiú）投進（jìn）。我們打的鐵都夠蓋（gài）幾棟房子了。
[–][SAS] Tim Duncanrattatatouille 108 points 2 hours ago
41 year old carrying the team after his superstar teammate unfortunately got injured. Unfortunately the other Lakers decided to go on vacation early.
馬刺球迷：41歲的老將（jiāng）在他的（de）巨星（xīng）隊友不幸受傷後扛起了球隊。不（bú）幸的是（shì），其他湖人球員決定（dìng）提前開啟（qǐ）度假（jiǎ）模式。
[–]Minneapolis Lakersmarkmyredd 65 points 2 hours ago
4 out of 5 starters out. lol
湖人球迷（mí）：5個首發傷了4個。笑死。
[–]Lakerswhythishaptome 35 points 2 hours ago
I saw Ayton and Reaves sitting on the bench with grim looks on their faces like they wish they could be out there and then they pan to Rui next to them smiling and cracking jokes.
湖人球（qiú）迷：我看到艾頓和裏夫斯坐在板凳上麵色凝（níng）重，好（hǎo）像恨不得自己能上場，然後鏡頭切到旁邊的八村（cūn）塁，他（tā）在那有說有笑。
[–]ClippersNeto34 87 points 2 hours ago
Thanks for helping out little brother laker bros
快（kuài）船（chuán）球（qiú）迷：謝謝幫忙啦，湖人小老弟。
[–]Lakersawntawn 84 points 2 hours ago
doing the whole league a solid making the OKC pick worse. you’re welcome, league
湖（hú）人球迷：我們這（zhè）是在為全聯盟做好事，讓雷霆的選秀權順位變差。不客氣，全聯盟（méng）。
[–]SpursVictor_Wembanyama1 21 points 2 hours ago
Lakers went 12% from the first half improving to 16% by the end of the game from 3. Amazing
馬刺球（qiú）迷：湖人上（shàng）半場三（sān）分命中率12%，全場結束（shù）“提升”到了16%。絕了。
[–]LakersIMadeThisOn6-28-2015 77 points 2 hours ago
The only positive from this game is that LeBron is obviously not washed and needed to ramp up just like last year when he had a bad start. I'm also hoping JJ opens his fucking eyes and realizes when he needs to start pulling Luka and call him out on the foul baiting + bitching at refs. Luka has been atrocious lately with this and it's getting too infuriating. We need more LeBron led offense, not Luka iso
湖人球迷：這場比賽唯一的積（jī）極（jí）麵是（shì）勒布（bù）朗顯然沒老，隻是需要（yào）時（shí）間找狀態，就像去年開局不佳一樣。我也希望JJ（雷（léi）迪克（kè））特麽的睜開眼睛看看，明（míng）白（bái）他什麽時（shí）候該把東契奇換下，並（bìng）指出他那些騙犯規和抱怨裁判的行為。東契奇最近在這方麵太（tài）糟糕了，令人火大（dà）。我們（men）需要更多由勒布朗主導的進（jìn）攻，而不是東契奇的單打（dǎ）。
[–]SpursPoonGo0n 46 points 2 hours ago
Luka has been like that his entire career, that’s not changing lol
馬刺球迷：東契奇（qí）整個職業生（shēng）涯都（dōu）這樣，改不了的（de），笑死。
[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookCoolAsTheUnthawed 24 points 2 hours ago
Old man Bron still hard carrying
雷霆球迷：老頭勒（lè）布朗依然在瘋狂 carry。
[–]TimberwolvesKaizerx20 28 points 2 hours ago
Everything a hatewatcher could hope for happened this game
森林狼球迷：這場比賽發（fā）生了所有“黑子”希望看到的事情。
[–]ClippersWuvRice 14 points 2 hours ago
Horrible team, clippers shouldnt have won, the offense once again is, iso iso iso. Everyone stand around and watch. Just horrible, all this win does is make the owners more delusional. Fucking Lakers, just have a normal shooting night and they win.
快船球迷：爛隊（duì），快船本（běn）不該贏，進攻又一次全是單打單打單打。所（suǒ）有人站著看。太爛了，這場勝利隻會讓老板們更（gèng）加（jiā）妄想。該死的湖人，但凡有個正（zhèng）常的（de）投籃夜晚（wǎn）他們就贏了。
來源：Reddit
編譯：Aaron
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