鍵盤俠|火箭連輸弱隊是年終大回饋？NBA該調查下烏（wū）度卡（kǎ）是否賭球

[賽（sài）後帖]?快船擊落火（huǒ）箭取2連勝​ 萊昂納德41+8+5 哈登29+6 杜蘭特22+5

雙方數據：

火箭（17-10）：杜蘭特22分5板1助2帽、申京19分11板7助2斷、阿門19分9板（bǎn）5助（zhù）2斷、史密斯16分1板1助、謝潑德8分1板3助、伊森7分5板、泰特7分3板3助、格（gé）林3分1板、霍勒迪3分1助、亞當斯（sī）2分4板1助、卡（kǎ）佩拉2分1板1助、奧科吉1板1助、戴維森（sēn）1助​

快船（8-21）：萊昂納德41分8板5助、哈登29分（fèn）4板（bǎn）6助2斷、科林斯13分5板5助2斷2帽（mào）、桑德斯13分1板1助、鄧恩11分4板2助（zhù）、巴圖姆6分、洛佩斯5分6板4助2帽、米（mǐ）勒4分1板、博格達諾維奇3分2板1助、尼德豪澤3分2板、布朗1板1助

?雨露均沾！火箭把西部倒數5隊輸了個遍?接（jiē）下（xià）來...

[–]RocketsSc0rch1ngDr4g0n 134 points 5 hours ago

This month we have been in the season of giving

火箭球迷：這（zhè）個（gè）月我們主打一個慷慨饋贈。

[–]RaptorsCazOnReddit 29 points 5 hours ago

Can you give Phoenix their 27 first back then?

猛龍球迷（mí）：那（nà）能把太陽27年的（de）首（shǒu）輪簽還回去不？

[–]ClippersSchedulePhysical807 93 points 5 hours ago

Lakers and Rockets trying to outfraud each other

快（kuài）船球迷：湖人和火箭在比拚誰更“偽強（qiáng）隊（duì）”。

[–]Lakerssamhit_n 22 points 3 hours ago

We’re playing on Christmas Day, and both teams are already in the holiday spirit of giving.

湖人球迷：我們聖誕大（dà）戰要碰麵，兩隊（duì）已經提前（qián）進入“送禮”的節日氣氛。

[–]Rocketsinshamblesx 103 points 5 hours ago

we really tamked for 5 years just to lose to the warriors again and see the spurs win another ring jfc

火箭球迷：我們真就擺了五年爛，結果還是打不過勇士，然後眼睜睜看著馬（mǎ）刺又拿一冠，老天（tiān）爺（yé）。

[–][HOU] Alperen SengunRTLT512 46 points 4 hours ago

The Spurs getting gifted the perfect rebuild is really infuriating. Tamked once and immediately got Wemby, Fox forces his way there on a discount because of Wemby, and then the jump from 9 to 2 in a loaded class for Harper. Castle was a good pick, but everything else was just thanks to great lottery luck

火（huǒ）箭球（qiú）迷：馬刺被送上完（wán）美重建之路真（zhēn）讓人火大。就擺爛一次，立馬得到文班；福克（kè）斯為文班降薪來投（tóu）；然後（hòu）在選秀大年從第9順位跳到第2順位選中哈（hā）珀。卡斯（sī）爾是個（gè）好選擇，但其他的一切都多虧了驚人的抽簽運氣。

[–]Rockets1gnominious 21 points 5 hours ago

We just didn't want to disrupt the tamk war so we lost to the bottom 5 teams in our last 10 games. Your welcome.

火箭球迷：我們隻是不（bú）想攪亂擺爛大戰，所以過去10場把（bǎ）西部倒數5隊輸了個遍。不客氣。

[賽後其評論]

[–]ClippersLegal-Maize-2784 174 points 5 hours ago

We might never lose again

快船球迷：我們可（kě）能再（zài）也不會輸了（le）。

[–]MavericksA_MASSIVE_PERVERT[S] 144 points 5 hours ago

The entire NBA is rooting for you not to

獨行俠球迷：全聯（lián）盟都盼著你們別輸。

[–]Lakerswhythishaptome 24 points 5 hours ago

Seriously, I told them to build off beating the us. Future playoff team here.

湖人球迷：說真的，我跟他們說要以打敗我們為起點。未來的季後賽球隊在此。

[–][LAC] Pablo Prigionilolwtferic 109 points 5 hours ago

clippers... win?!? the story so far

快船球迷：快（kuài）船…贏了？！？漫畫繼續更新~

[–]RocketsSc0rch1ngDr4g0n 93 points 5 hours ago

Idk Ime, felt like you could’ve put KD and Sengun back in when it was -12 or -10. But sure, keep them benched the whole 4th to, I guess, teach a lesson to the team. It’s bad that I’m starting to have more faith in the Texans that started 0-3.

火箭球（qiú）迷：我不懂啊烏度卡，落後12分（fèn）或10分的時候（hòu）明明（míng）可以上KD和申京。但你偏不，整個第四節都摁在板凳上，大概是為了（le）給全隊上一課（kè）吧。可怕的是，我現在對開局0勝3負的（de）德州人（NFL球隊）都比對火箭更有（yǒu）信心了。

[–]RocketsPLCwithoutP 94 points 5 hours ago

We are fucking frauds, I hate my life

火箭球迷：我們TM被（bèi）騙了，我討厭我的生活（huó）。

[–]MagicIsaacDPOYFultzMIP 54 points 5 hours ago

Houston just saving the league from the Thunder

魔術球迷：火箭這是在拯救（jiù）聯盟（méng），不讓雷霆（tíng）拿到好簽。

[–]RaptorsRenegadeforever2024 50 points 5 hours ago

Kawhi and harden turn back the clock big time

猛龍球迷：萊昂（áng）納德和哈登夢回巔峰了屬於是。

[–]Clippersandy3172 49 points 5 hours ago

FFFFFUCK THAT PICK, WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY

快船球迷：去TM的選秀權，我們要（yào）一路幹到底！

[–]Lakerssamhit_n 31 points 5 hours ago

Maybe the Thunder dynasty isn't guaranteed. The Clippers are on a win streak, and the Thunder have cooled down lately.

湖人球迷：也許雷霆王（wáng）朝並非板上釘釘。快船正在（zài）連勝（shèng），而雷霆最近（jìn）有點涼了（le）。

[–]MavericksA_MASSIVE_PERVERT[S] 109 points 5 hours ago*

Thank you Houston for your sacrifice ?

獨（dú）行俠球迷：感謝休斯頓的犧（xī）牲​ ?

[–]Typical_Collection45 27 points 5 hours ago

This is supposed to be one of the easiest months on their schedule and yet the Rockets have lost to the Kings, Jazz, Pels, Mavs, and the Clippers

球（qiú）迷：這本來是火箭賽程裏最輕鬆的一（yī）個月，結果他們接連輸（shū）給了國王、爵士、鵜鶘、獨行俠和快船。

[–]KingsPM_me_datSmile 21 points 5 hours ago

Back to back losses to the kings and clippers. Brutal.

國王球迷：背靠背輸給國王和快船。太（tài）慘了。

[–]Clipperskawhi28 16 points 5 hours ago

Clippers win and OKC lost !!!

快船球迷：快船贏球，雷霆輸球！！！

[–]jer113 70 points 5 hours ago

Got cooked by a Kawhi and Harden masterclass. They hit some incredibly tough shots tonight and would not be denied, they deserve credit. Still, a lot of issues I can see: Okogie has been doing a lot of cardio out there lately and not much else. Jabari needs to be more active out there, there’s no reason he should ever have 1 rebound. Reed needs to drive the lane more - teams are just chasing him off the three and he’s not punishing them. Will say, Ime absolutely torpedoed any chance of a comeback by benching KD and Sengun at 14 down with a quarter to go. He was for sure sending a message to the guys because the vibes are in the toilet right now, but from what I can see our grit and defensive identity from last season is not there right now.

球迷：被萊昂納德和哈登的大師（shī）課打爆了。他們今晚進（jìn）了一些不可思議的高難度球，防不住，值得稱讚。但我們問（wèn）題很（hěn）多：奧科吉（jí）最近在場上基本就是折返跑，沒幹別的。賈巴裏需要更積極，他不該隻搶（qiǎng）1個（gè）籃板。裏德需要多衝擊內線——對手現在就是撲他三（sān）分，而他沒能懲罰對方。不得不說，烏度卡在落後14分、還剩一節時把KD和申京摁在板（bǎn）凳上，徹底葬送了翻盤可能。他肯定是在給（gěi）隊員們傳遞信息，因為現在隊內氛圍糟透了。但在我看來，我們上賽季（jì）那種（zhǒng）韌勁和防守（shǒu）特色現在（zài）完（wán）全不見了。

[–]pmurt007 40 points 5 hours ago

Sengun was benched with 3:45 remaining in the third and KD doesn't even step on the court in the 4th. Not sure what message Ime is sending losing to one of the worst teams in the NBA

球迷：申京在（zài）第三節剩3分45秒就被換下，KD整個第四節都沒上。不明（míng）白烏度卡輸給聯盟最差的球隊之一（yī）是想傳遞（dì）什（shí）麽信息。

[–]Abject-Anybody-4564 18 points 5 hours ago

Udoka needs to be investigated

球迷：烏（wū）度卡需要被調查一下。

[–]artworx18 36 points 5 hours ago

The league has figured out how to defend the Rockets. We shoot the fewest 3s per game. Might as well pack the paint to force us from shooting 3s.

球迷：聯盟已經知道怎麽防火箭了。我們場（chǎng）均三分出（chū）手最少。對手幹脆收縮內線，逼我們投三分。

[–]Ocenet 48 points 5 hours ago

You can lose to Clips, they have hella talented roster but the way of losing is important. Ime simply couldn't keep his sanity and it damaged team chemistry for further games. Lose streak will likely to continue unfortunately. This team still didn't see bottom. Ime is falling apart

球迷：輸給快船可以接受（shòu），他們天賦爆表。但輸球的方式很重要。烏（wū）度卡完全失了智，這損（sǔn）害了球隊化學反應（yīng），會影響後麵的比賽。不幸的是，連敗恐怕要繼續了。這支球隊還沒觸底。烏度卡正在崩盤。

[–]archlich28 14 points 5 hours ago

Ime better have a damn good explanation for benching Sengun and KD when that game was still very winnable. And for the love of God, Amen... No handle, no midrange, no 3. Those two turnovers in the fourth quarter summed up his game pretty much. Horrendous.

球迷：烏度卡最好能對在比賽仍有希望時棄用申京和KD給出一個TM的好解釋。還有，看在上帝的份上，阿（ā）門…沒持球，沒中投，沒三（sān）分。第四節（jiē）那兩次失誤基本就是（shì）他比賽的縮影。糟透了。

[–]PLCwithoutP 28 points 5 hours ago

I hate my life, Houston you are breaking my heart. Wtf you mean we lost to Pelicans, Kings, Clippers?

火箭球迷：我恨（hèn）我的生活（huó），休斯頓你傷透了我的心。什麽意思（sī）？我們輸（shū）給了鵜鶘（hú）、國王、快船？

[–]Briand2714 24 points 5 hours ago

KD & Sengun definitely should’ve been out there to start the 4th

球迷：KD&申京絕對應該在第四節開始時（shí）上場。

[–]Kadaddle 44 points 5 hours ago

Blew a 20+ point lead to the 5-win Pelicans, blew a 14 point lead in the 4th quarter to the 6-win Kings, and now got blown out by the 7-win Clippers. Fraud watch in full effect

球（qiú）迷：領先20+分被5勝的鵜鶘（hú）翻（fān）盤（pán），第四節領先14分被6勝（shèng）的國王翻盤，現在又被7勝的快船打爆。“偽強隊”警報全麵拉響。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron