?拳擊賽！馬威&老六打架被驅逐！前者（zhě）居高臨下一頓爆錘（chuí）！
在今天太陽123-114鵜鶘的比賽中，馬威與“老六”阿爾瓦拉多發生衝突（tū）！
在一次對抗（kàng）後，兩人對彼此都很不滿，直接出（chū）拳，在拳擊對抗中，馬威略占上風！
裁判（pàn）直接將兩人都驅逐離場！
GIF-老六跟馬威（wēi）打起來了（le）！老六被一頓（dùn）暴打呀……
?給我等著？老六打架反遭一通爆錘 未等宣判一路跑回了更衣室
?我怕啊！普爾被拳擊嚇了（le）一大跳 站在外圍虛無勸架......
?打架細節：老六上勾拳直（zhí）中（zhōng）馬威麵門！後者（zhě）下錘反擊像打地鼠
快來看看美國球迷（mí）如何吃瓜（guā）看戲：
[–]PodcastPee 1453 points 10 hours ago
Alvarado running to the locker room like he has a Gilbert Arenas stash in there…
球迷：阿爾瓦拉多衝向（xiàng）更衣（yī）室的樣子，就像裏麵藏了阿裏納斯的“寶藏”一樣……
[–]BullsRubberbabeh 663 points 9 hours ago
Nah he just realized he is gonna be late for his shift at the vape shop
公牛球迷：不，他隻是（shì）猛然想起（qǐ）自己在電子煙店的輪班要遲到了。
[–]HornetsRedtheGamer100 103 points 8 hours ago
???what a random yet accurate insult
黃蜂球迷：???這侮辱來得突然但又好準確。
[–]B4LLISL1F3 598 points 9 hours ago
And to think they had a baby crawl race for the halftime show…
球迷：想想他們中場休息時還搞了嬰兒爬行比賽……
[–]Rocketssuperhappyfuntime13 148 points 8 hours ago
Exactly. Jose Alvarado’s baby girl lost to Mark Williams baby boy. This was generational hate.
火箭（jiàn）球迷：沒錯。何塞·阿爾瓦拉多（duō）的（de）女娃輸給（gěi）了馬克·威（wēi）廉姆（mǔ）斯的男娃（wá）。這是世仇（chóu）啊。
[–]San Francisco WarriorsAltruistic-Twist-379 475 points 10 hours ago
Grab the jersey and right hook combo
勇（yǒng）士（shì）球迷：抓住球衣接右勾拳，連招絲（sī）滑。
[–]dudeguy182[?] 236 points 9 hours ago
Didn’t know Alvarado played hockey growing up
球（qiú）迷：我還真不知道（dào）阿爾瓦拉多是打冰球長大的。
[–]ByeByeDemocracy2024 148 points 9 hours ago
Best punch I’ve ever seen by an nba player.
球（qiú）迷：這是我見過NBA球員揮出的最漂亮一拳。
[–]Raptorsheat_fan_ 835 points 10 hours ago
A fight where the punch is landed damnn
猛龍（lóng）球迷：我去，這回拳頭是真的掄中了。
[–]Celtics-PasswordisTaco- 181 points 9 hours ago
Is this the first landed punch since Barkley vs Shaq? Not counting the draymond sucker punch (a practice) or the malice at the palace
凱爾特人球迷：這是自巴克利打奧尼爾之後，第一次真正（zhèng）命中要害（hài）的拳頭吧？（追夢的偷襲拳不（bú）算，那是訓練場；奧本山宮殿事件也不算。）
[–]76ersNo_Cat_8490 199 points 9 hours ago
Rondo and CP3
76人球迷：隆多和保羅那（nà）次呢？
[–]LakersMitchEatsYT 1583 points 10 hours ago
You know what? Hell yeah
湖人球迷：怎麽說呢？打得好！爺愛看！
[–]Cal_W0rthington 415 points 9 hours ago
They're already T'd up and fined. Stop holding them back and let them fight.
球迷：反正技犯也吃了，罰款也（yě）跑不了（le）。別攔著（zhe），讓他們打個痛快。
[–]Sunssidepart 159 points 9 hours ago
Hockey rules, I like it ?
太陽（yáng）球迷：按冰球規則來，我喜歡?
[–]76ersJay__Riemenschneider 902 points 10 hours ago
Alvarado got that Pomeranian in him.
76人球迷：阿爾瓦拉多骨子裏是隻博美犬。
[–]NetsTheMoorNextDoor 164 points 10 hours ago
Got that Yorkie in him
籃（lán）網球（qiú）迷（mí）：約克夏（xià）梗的血統。
[–]unlipaps 76 points 9 hours ago
He's a Chihuahua!
球迷：是吉娃（wá）娃！
[–]Pistonsconcretecowboiiiii 507 points 10 hours ago
The fuck is Jose doing
活塞球迷：何塞這是在幹嘛？
[–]Lakersbroke_boi1 223 points 9 hours ago
Getting suspended
湖人球迷：準備領禁賽套餐。
[–]SpursAchtCocainAchtBier 297 points 10 hours ago
The coach running after him in the Tunnel is pure slapstick lmao
馬刺球迷（mí）：教練在通道裏追著他（tā）跑，純純的滑稽戲，笑死。
[–]SunsTimelyReason4628 166 points 10 hours ago
As a Suns fan, love this intensity lol surprised they actually swung at each other but rivalries are good
太陽球迷：作為太陽球迷，我愛這種強度。不過他們真動手我還是有點驚訝，但恩怨局是好事。
[–]Inevitable_Ad7209 195 points 10 hours ago
Do the refs not want you to defend yourself? I dont get why both got in trouble.
球迷（mí）：裁判（pàn）是不讓你自衛嗎？我（wǒ）不懂為什麽兩邊都惹上麻煩。
[–]xojz 744 points 10 hours ago
These teams are not having a good time against each other
球迷：這兩支球隊是見麵就掐啊。
[–]SunsdizZzy5 1690 points 10 hours ago*
If you had given me like 7 guesses on who would get in a fight on this team, Mark Williams would have been none of them
太陽球迷：就算你給我7次機會，讓我猜（cāi）隊（duì）裏誰會打架，我也猜不到馬克·威廉姆斯頭上。
[–]Lakerslukewwilson 1467 points 10 hours ago
Mine would be: 1. Dillion Brooks 2. Are you sure it's not Dillion Brooks 3. Are you really sure it's not Dillion Brooks 4. Are you really really sure it's not Dillion Brooks 5. Are you really really really sure it's not Dillion Brooks 6. Are you really really really really sure it's not Dillion Brooks 7. Mark Williams
湖人球迷：我會猜：1. 狄（dí）龍·布魯克斯 2. 你確定不是狄龍·布魯克斯？ 3. 你真的很確（què）定不是狄龍·布魯克（kè）斯？ 4. 你真的真的很確定不是狄龍·布魯克斯？ 5. 你真的真的真的很確定不是狄龍·布魯（lǔ）克斯？ 6. 你真的真的真的真的很確定不是狄龍·布魯克斯？ 7. 馬克（kè）·威廉姆斯
[–]Aggrokid 629 points 10 hours ago
I'd probably slot in Grayson Allen somewhere in the middle
球迷：我可能會把格雷森·艾倫（lún）插在中間某個位置（zhì）。
[–]Magiclemonh3 1106 points 10 hours ago
First time I think somebody actually landed a punch wow
球迷：哇哦，這好像是我第一次看到有人真把拳頭打實在了。
[–]LakersIMAROCKIT 212 points 10 hours ago
Rondo vs cp3 both connected with a punch
湖人球迷：隆多和保羅那次可是互有命中。
[–]SunsBootycheeksclapin 569 points 10 hours ago
NBA players trying to fight will never not be funny to me
太陽球迷：NBA球員試圖（tú）打架的樣子對我來說永遠都那麽好笑。
[–]Appalachiannn 118 points 10 hours ago
Look like a Chihuahua snapping at a Great Dane
球迷：看著像吉娃娃在對著大丹犬狂吠。
[–]Supersonicsdomdomburg 197 points 9 hours ago
Mark Williams was rather calm and only trying to get a rabid raccoon off his leg. Good of him to have composure.
超音速球迷：馬克·威（wēi）廉姆斯相當冷靜，隻（zhī）是想把（bǎ）自己腿上的狂躁浣熊甩開。他能保持鎮定很不（bú）錯。
來源：Reddit
編譯：Aaron
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