鍵盤俠（xiá）|庫裏超遠三分都比其他人正常投籃準！追夢一走勇士就（jiù）贏球（qiú）

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雙方數據​

勇士（shì）（19-17）：庫裏31分2板5助、波斯特15分5板2助、巴特勒15分3板7助（zhù）3斷、梅爾頓13分7板2助2斷、佩頓10分（fèn）9板2助、戴維斯9分6板、格（gé）林8分3板2助、理查德（dé）8分2板、穆迪8分1板2助（zhù）、波傑（jié）姆斯基6分6板8助、桑托斯1板2助​

爵士（shì）（12-22）：馬爾卡寧35分6板1助、喬治22分1板（bǎn）9助、森薩博12分2板2助2斷、米哈伊（yī）柳克10分3板2助、科利爾8分5板7助3斷、克萊（lái）頓8分3板2助、菲利波（bō）夫斯基7分1板1助（zhù）2帽、威廉姆斯6分3板、樂福5分11板5助、亨德裏克斯1分2板3助

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投（tóu）射依舊獨一檔！庫裏剛過中線直接扔出超遠三分球（qiú）​ 單節已經18分

[–]Grizzliesedeyhookshots 2813 points 7 hours ago

I like how even he looks tired of this shit by now.

灰熊球迷：我喜歡他現在看起（qǐ）來甚至都對自己這操作感到（dào）厭倦（juàn）的樣（yàng）子。​

[–]DaddyDadB0d 752 points 6 hours ago

“Im just too good smh.” energy

球迷（mí）：“哥強到讓自（zì）己都無語（yǔ）搖頭了（le）”的氣質。​

[–]WarriorsYungGainer 495 points 6 hours ago

More like "I gotta keep doing ts at 37 to get past the 12-22 Jazz 💔" energy

勇士球迷：更（gèng）像是“我都37了還得這麽幹，才能贏下12勝22負的爵士💔”的那種感覺。​

[–][BOS] Larry BirdCowboyLaw 204 points 6 hours ago

The thing we’ll have a hard time explaining to future generations is that we EXPECTED him to hit those shots. When most players chuck it from near the half-court, opposing fans go “hell yeah!” When Curry does it, opposing fans go “ah fuck.”

凱爾特人球迷：我們以後很難（nán）向下一代解釋的是，我（wǒ）們“期待（dài）”他投進那些球（qiú）。當大多數球員在接近中場附（fù）近瞎扔時，對手球迷會喊“好耶！”。但當庫裏這（zhè）麽幹（gàn）時，對手球迷隻（zhī）會罵“我（wǒ）靠（kào）”。​

[–]Cavaliersftp67 127 points 6 hours ago

That’s how I felt with MyPlayer in 2k11. Oh good another step back three after a crossover anddddd fifth Blazers championship in the bag.

騎士球迷（mí）：這就是我在2K11裏用自創球（qiú）員的感覺。哦，好，又一個變向接後撤步三（sān）分，然後……開拓者第五個冠軍到手了。

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[–]coldtrashpanda 89 points 6 hours ago

U know it’s a fictional video game plotline because the blazers won something.

球迷：你（nǐ）知道這是虛構（gòu）的遊戲劇情，因為開拓者居然贏了。​

[–]Kings_FrankTaylor 1191 points 7 hours ago

I’ll just make it from wherever fuck it and fuck you

國王球迷：老子在哪兒都能進，去他M的，也去你的。​

[–]1098duc_w_the_termi 175 points 5 hours ago

I mean either that or you give it to one of your stamkass teammates. I’d take the same bet, Steph from the logo > anybody else from anywhere lmao

球迷（mí）：意（yì）思是，要麽這麽幹，要麽把球傳給你那群臭烘烘的隊友。我（wǒ）也會做同樣的選擇，相信斯蒂芬的logo shot > 其他任何（hé）人在任何地方的投籃，笑死。​

[–]South SudanSniffy4 515 points 7 hours ago

that’s the kind of shot that gets a player immediately benched for missing 20 years ago, but we’ve all got used to it now.

南蘇丹（dān）球迷（mí）：這種球要是放在20年前，投丟了立（lì）馬就得（dé）被（bèi）摁在板凳上，但現在我們都（dōu）習慣了（le）。​

[–]Knicksyrogerg123 303 points 6 hours ago

Curry is so good at hitting them that worse shooters no longer get benched for missing them.

尼（ní）克斯球（qiú）迷：庫裏投這種球太強了，以至於更差的射手們投丟這種球也不再會被換下了。​

[–]rocksaltandroll 142 points 6 hours ago

Curry is just so good that people are willing to give a little bit of a leash for the chance that somebody might even get close to what he is.

球迷：庫裏就是（shì）強到讓人們願意給（超遠投籃）一點容忍度，就為了期待有誰能稍微接（jiē）近他的水準。

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[–]76ersxychosis 295 points 7 hours ago

Steph crossed the half-court line and was in range lmfao, I can’t believe he’s in his late 30s, makes me sad.

76人球迷：斯蒂芬一過中場線就在（zài）射程裏了，笑死，真不敢相信他都快40了，讓我有點難過。​

[–]ZelezopecnikovKoren 82 points 5 hours ago

saw the defender go under the screen, “nope”, BANG

球迷：看（kàn）見防守人繞過（guò）了掩護，“想得美”，BANG！（球進）​

[–]Envelope_Torture 816 points 7 hours ago

Keyonte George needs to watch some more rdcworld.

球迷：基昂特·喬治真該多看看RDCWorld的視頻了。

注：RDCWorld是一個喜劇團（tuán）體，常製作關於（yú）籃球的幽默視頻，此處可能暗指喬治需要從喜劇中學習如何應對庫裏​

[–][SAS] Tim DuncanEleventyFourteen 324 points 7 hours ago

Lmao the “got yo ass” is exactly what came to mind when I saw him pull up.

馬（mǎ）刺球迷：笑（xiào）死，我看到他拔（bá）起時，腦子裏出現的正是那句“輕鬆拿捏你”。​

[–]NotAnurag 255 points 6 hours ago

“Nothing I can do coach. I’ve been guarding him since he woke up”

球迷：“教（jiāo）練，我啥也做不了啊。從（cóng）他睡醒我就開始（shǐ）防他了。”​

[–]AmbivalentAlias 514 points 7 hours ago

And this was in the midst of a patented Curry Flurry™ 👏👏👏

球迷：而（ér）且這（zhè）還是在他標誌性的（de）“庫裏式三分暴雨™️”期間。👏👏👏​

[–]Warriorshellmath 124 points 6 hours ago

That swish sound is so satisfying.

勇士球迷：那（nà）空心刷網的聲音太悅耳了。​

[–]76ersthe-big-dingo 631 points 7 hours ago

When him, KD and LeBron retire it’s going to be so sad man.

76人球迷：等他、KD和勒布朗都退役（yì）的時候，那得多讓人傷心啊，夥計。​

[–]SunsSarcasticlySpeaking 110 points 7 hours ago

Curry’s only hit 6 3’s tonight, dude is so washed.

太陽球迷：庫裏今晚才進了6個三（sān）分，這家夥真是老了。

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[–]ChexAndBalancez 366 points 7 hours ago

They are so much better when Draymond is in the locker room.

球迷：當追夢在更衣室的時（shí）候，他們可強太多（duō）了。​

[–]Nunc_Coepi17 183 points 7 hours ago

It’s the same thing happened against the Suns, Draymond got ejected and the Warriors made a comeback to win the game lol.

球迷：和（hé）對（duì）太陽時（shí）發生的一樣，追夢被（bèi）驅逐，然後勇士完成逆轉贏了比賽，笑死。​

[–]WarriorsAkipella 99 points 7 hours ago

Average Steph made field goal be like.

勇士（shì）球迷：斯蒂芬（fēn）一次普通（tōng）的運動戰進球就是這樣子的。​

[–]NetsKingTechnical48 105 points 7 hours ago

The entire team is healthy all of a sudden when they’re up against the Jazz?

籃網球迷：怎麽一打爵士，他們全隊就突然都健康了？​

[–]gridironk 173 points 7 hours ago

Warriors +24 without Draymondo on the court.

球迷：沒有“追夢多”（隆多（duō）梗）在（zài）場（chǎng）上，勇士+24。

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[–][OKC] Nick Collisonsafetycommittee 54 points 6 hours ago*

He didn’t play last night so he’d be rested up for a first half ejection.

雷（léi）霆球迷：他昨晚沒打，就是為了（le）養精（jīng）蓄銳好在今天上半場被（bèi）驅逐。​

[–][GSW] Stephen Currysergechewbacca 121 points 7 hours ago

Draymond better be gone 15th midnight lmao, we play so much better without him.

勇（yǒng）士球迷：追夢（mèng）最好在1月15號（hào）半夜就（jiù）走人，哈哈，沒（méi）他我們打得好多了。​

[–]WarriorsSon-Of-Serpentine 58 points 6 hours ago*

His overnight decline is pretty apparent. I would almost be willing to give him the benefit of the doubt if he didnt look so out of shape. Complete black hole on offense, and when Curry gets doubled they have 3 offensive players basically.

勇士球迷：他（追夢）一夜之間的下（xià）滑太明顯了。如果他看起來不是那麽身（shēn）材走樣，我可能還願意往好處想。現在進攻端完全是個黑洞（dòng），而且當庫裏（lǐ）被包夾時，他（tā）們（場上）基本上隻有三個進攻球員。​

[–]San Francisco Warriorsnghiaaaaa 73 points 7 hours ago

Kuminga/Draymond for AD seems really tempting right about now.

舊金山勇士球迷：用庫明加、追夢去換濃眉，現在看起來真的很誘人啊。​

[–]SockVonPuppet 33 points 7 hours ago

Go all in and grab up Giannis if you are gonna take on that kind of salary.

球（qiú）迷（mí）：如果你（nǐ）要承（chéng）擔（dān）那種級別的薪水，那就梭哈去搞來（lái）字母哥。​

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron