[賽後貼]今日NBA常規賽，開拓者客場95-122不敵雷霆。
雙方數據
開拓者（7-10）：楊瀚森（sēn）8分4板3助1搶斷1蓋帽、格蘭特21分3板2助、阿夫迪亞（yà）11分5板1助、呂佩爾10分5板、穆雷9分7板、克林根（gēn）8分8板2助2帽、樂福8分2板2助、西（xī）索（suǒ）科7分2板3助、裏斯6分3板（bǎn）2斷、卡馬拉4分6板3助2斷、庫克3分。
雷霆（17-1）：亞曆山大37分5板7助2斷、米切爾20分1板5助（zhù）2斷、喬10分2板1助、吉（jí）昂8分3板1助、卡爾森8分1板2助、哈爾滕施泰因（yīn）7分15板3助3帽、華萊士7分2板1助（zhù）2斷、霍姆格倫5分9板4助3帽、巴恩海澤5分3板1助、多特5分3板、傑（jié）林·威廉姆斯5分2板4助、卡魯索5分2板2助、揚布拉德2板2助。
[–]TheLetterOh 61 points an hour ago
How am I supposed to feed my family when the Blazers dont even score 100?
拓蜜：開拓者今晚沒（méi）得100分，我們一家子晚上（shàng）沒飯吃了，這可怎麽辦才好啊～～
注（zhù）：小編估計開拓（tuò）者隊有一個類似“得100分（fèn）送球迷小吃”的活動（dòng），而這（zhè）位球迷一家子的生計（jì）全寄托了（le）在這個“送吃”活動（dòng）上。
[–]2ICenturySchizoidMan 26 points an hour ago
No sausage McMuffin with egg are u shitting me
拓蜜：今晚豬柳蛋麥滿（mǎn）分不送了嗎？這（zhè）是要把我逼上絕路啊~~
（看來這（zhè）位（wèi）球迷（mí）也在靠開（kāi）拓者投食度日）
[–]wooltab 6 points an hour ago
Might have to bee one of those Jack-In-The-Box taco nightmeals or whatever they have.
拓蜜：那你（nǐ）今晚可能隻能去傑克盒子漢堡（bǎo）店（diàn）買點便宜的晚間清倉塔可了…
注1：Jack-In-The-Box美國知名快餐連鎖（suǒ）品牌，主打漢堡（bǎo）和墨（mò）西哥風味快餐
注2：Taco：塔可，指（zhǐ）墨西哥（gē）卷餅
[–]TheLetterOh 9 points an hour ago
Idk man. Those free sausage egg mcmuffins (with minimum $2 purchase) have been doing a lot of heavy lifting for me.
Good thing we play tomorrow so they wont have to go hungry for long.
一樓的拓蜜：樓上的兄（xiōng）弟，哥哥的（de）苦你不知道…麥當勞的（de）那個免費的豬（zhū）柳蛋麥滿分（消費（fèi）滿2刀就送）都快（kuài）成我家的日常主食了...幸好明天開拓者還（hái）有比賽，我這一家子應（yīng）該不至（zhì）於挨（āi）餓太久吧。。。
注：豬柳蛋（dàn）麥滿分麥當勞的早餐三（sān）明治，包含（hán）香腸（cháng）、雞蛋和英式鬆餅
[–]batrainbowYang Hansen 3 points an hour ago
Taco Bell app is running hella promos, I can get dinner tonight for $1 cus of rewards
拓蜜：我給你指條路~~~Taco Bell APP上麵的（de）優惠賊多，靠積分兌換的話，隻需花1刀就能搞定我的晚飯~~~
[–]Efirational 2 points 47 minutes ago
· I kind of liked the fact OKC stole Deni's Cena theme when they got and 1s. It was appropriately petty and pretty funny.
· To beat OKC you need everything to go well, The fact Deni couldn't hit a 3 was enough to make this game unwinnable.
· There were few fake fouls on SGA, missed fouls on Deni and no whistles on OKC players pushing players. also really weird moment when the refs basically waited to give time to OKC to challenge the foul on Clingan (it was a Clingan foul, so the fact that it was overturned was fair), I would kill for honest refing in this league, we didn't lose due to that though.
· Rupes flagrant was bad and endangered Ajay (I think it was him?)
· I thought Clingan looked good, his rebounding looks amazing.
· The injuries situation was so bad sidy played both as part of the strating squad but also in Q4 in the garbage time.
· Yang looked decent but the defence still looks horrible.
拓蜜：
總結下本場比賽：
· 雷霆打出（chū）2+1的時（shí）候，現場偷用了阿夫迪亞的塞納BGM，這小家子氣操作（zuò）搞笑得一批
· 要想贏雷霆，我們是一點錯都不能犯的，所以（yǐ）阿夫（fū）迪亞的三分啞火，直接讓咱們GG了
· SGA一堆體毛哨，阿夫迪亞被犯規卻沒（méi）哨，雷霆推人也沒吹犯規…裁判還特意（yì）給雷霆（tíng）時（shí）間考慮（lǜ），來挑戰他們對克林根犯規（不過改（gǎi）判是沒問題的），這聯盟（méng）啥時候能有個公平判罰？當然輸球也不全怪這個
· 呂佩爾那個惡（è）意犯規差（chà）點廢了米切（qiē）爾（是（shì）他對吧？）
· 克林根很不錯，籃板搶得相當牛
· 開拓者太難了（le），傷兵（bīng）滿營（yíng）到讓西索（suǒ）科這個雙向既打（dǎ）了首發又打了（le）垃圾時間
· 楊（yáng）瀚森的進攻著實不錯，不（bú）過他這防（fáng）守實在沒法兒看
[–]likpoper 45 points an hour ago
At least yang gets to play. This is a hopeless game. Would have sit out Deni
拓蜜：今晚至少給楊瀚森機會了，這場比賽本來就沒戲…本該讓阿夫（fū）迪亞輪休的…
[–]Birckadame 13 points an hour ago
I mean you could have called the game we beat them a hopeless game also before it happened. OKC can't win every game, you can't go into it thinking fuck it just play the 3rd string the entire game.
拓蜜：之（zhī）前贏了雷霆（tíng）的那場賽之前，咱不也覺得（dé）沒戲嗎？所（suǒ）以（yǐ），雷霆並不是場場都必贏，咱總不能開場就派第三陣容擺爛吧…
[–]wooltab 33 points an hour ago
8-4-3 with a steal and a block for Yang. Knocked down a 3. All part of the journey.
拓蜜（mì）：楊（yáng）瀚森8分4板3助1斷（duàn）1帽，終於扔進了個三分…該來的都會來的…
[–]likpoper 11 points an hour ago
Should just make him our backup center. What’s there to lose. We should be developing this guy big time.
拓蜜：直接讓（ràng）楊瀚森打替補中鋒得了，還能更慘咋地？就該狠狠練這小（xiǎo）子！
[–]nimbly118ripcity 39 points an hour ago
Nice of the blazers to give these guys one. They’re probably still reeling after the loss.
拓蜜（mì）：咱（zán）開拓者還是心善呐~~看到雷霆自從上回（huí）輸給咱之後到現在還（hái）沒緩過來，今天就送了（le）他們一場~~~正所謂做（zuò）事留一線，日後好相見~~~
[–]nurkoffBryce McGowens 16 points an hour ago
Still beat them once and that’s all that matters to me
拓蜜：反正贏過他們一次，已經夠我爽的了~~~
[–]Kazekidripcity-place[S] 23 points an hour ago
Well, that went about as expected. Hopefully Deni has a bounce back game in a win tomorrow.
拓蜜：果然不出我所料，被（bèi）虐了~~希望阿夫迪亞明天能找回狀態贏一（yī）場（chǎng）~~~
[–]batrainbowYang Hansen 10 points an hour ago
Yang Hansen 8/4/3 with 1 steal and 1 block in 17 minutes isn't the worst line for someone as green as he is against a stacked OKC team. 3/11 shooting is ? though
拓蜜：楊瀚森17分鍾拿到8+4+3+1+1，對一個（gè）菜鳥來說這數據不算爛了，就是11中3有夠辣眼睛（jīng）的~~~
[–]currypowder84 7 points an hour ago
A lot of missed open threes, he's gonna need to improve that.
拓蜜：那麽多空位三（sān）分都投丟了，可得好好練練了~~~
[–]ChefPaulieWalnuts 10 points an hour ago
17-1 is a disgusting record. Still funny their one loss is to us.
拓蜜：雷霆17勝1負這戰績看著真讓人牙（yá）癢癢啊~~~不過好笑（xiào）的是唯一輸的那一（yī）場是拜我們（men）所賜~~~
[–]CaucasianCactus 6 points an hour ago
I watched like one quarter so can’t really give any analysis but this was the ultimate just throw the game away ever. Healthy Thunder v Hurt Blazers when they have a winnable game tomorrow and a massive game Wednesday for NBA cup.
Also, shows how many levels away we are from top of the level competition. Thunder are insanely good and deep, basically no holes 10 deep. Wouldn’t lose a second of sleep over this L
拓蜜：我就看了（le）一節球，沒法全麵分（fèn）析，不（bú）過（guò）這明顯是戰略放棄（qì）局啊（ā）…殘陣開拓者打全員健（jiàn）康的雷霆，而且明天咱們還有機會（huì）贏球，周三還要拚季中賽（今天放棄了也是正常（cháng）操作）…當然，也看得出我（wǒ）們離（lí）頂級球（qiú）隊的差距有多遠，雷霆太強陣容深度太變態了，十人輪換都沒有一個（gè）是短板，這場咱輸得一點也不冤…一點不影響（xiǎng）我的睡眠…
[–]DamezangToumani Camara 5 points an hour ago
Well, we beat them last time!
拓蜜：慌球！反正上次（cì）我們幹翻（fān）過他們！
[–]RFK_Cum_Regimen 5 points an hour ago
Well, at least we get to say we're one of the only teams that beat the Thunder in the regular season.
拓蜜：至少我們能吹牛逼說，我（wǒ）們是常規賽少數贏過雷霆的球隊！
[–]likpoper 27 points 4 hours ago
He should be playing more and not those borderline g league guys. Every min is very important
拓蜜：給楊瀚森多打（dǎ）打啊~~他不應該（gāi）被當成隻（zhī）配打G聯賽的小角色！出戰（zhàn）NBA正（zhèng）賽（sài）的每一分鍾對他的成（chéng）長都非常關鍵啊！
[–]Jewdah18 10 points 3 hours ago
If you combined Yang's offense and Clingan's defense do you get pre-injury Bill Walton?
拓蜜：如果（guǒ）把楊瀚（hàn）森的進攻和克（kè）林根的防守結合在一（yī）起，這個（gè）結（jié）合體是不是就是巔峰比爾沃頓了（le）？
（親，這裏不建議您這麽吹哦）
[–]AdUsual5365 -4 points 3 hours ago
Absolutely not. Yang is closer to Thabeet offensively than Bill Walton.
拓蜜（mì）：當然不可能（néng）了~相比於比爾（ěr）沃頓，楊（yáng）瀚森在進（jìn）攻方麵（miàn）更接近塔比（bǐ）特（tè）…
[–]Critback 3 points 2 hours ago
If Thabeet had an ounce of Yang's offensive potential he'd have gotten a ton more opportunity than he did
拓蜜（mì）：塔（tǎ）比特要是有楊瀚森哪怕（pà）一（yī）丁點兒的進攻（gōng）天賦，他早在NBA混得風山水起了…
[–]atlasdtalosYang Hansen 5 points 2 hours ago
this is libel.
拓（tuò）蜜：這真是（對楊瀚森的）硬黑啊！
[–]Western-Turnover-154 1 point 30 minutes ago
Yang is simply huge. I-Hart is a big boy and Hansen just dwarfs him.
He is going to be the real deal.
拓（tuò）蜜：楊瀚森（這地位進攻）太強了~哈騰像個傻小子（zǐ）一樣被攆著玩兒~~小（xiǎo）楊遲早會打出名堂來的~
楊瀚森夢幻腳步（bù）打哈滕（téng）
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