鍵盤俠|庫裏目前處於籃球地獄！勇士為遷就追夢犧牲太多&他是累贅

[賽後帖]?獨行俠三（sān）人20+擒勇士4連勝 弗拉（lā）格21+11 庫裏38分 庫明加傷退

雙方數（shù）據：

勇士（25-21）：庫裏38分4板（bǎn）1助、梅爾頓22分3板（bǎn）2助2斷、穆迪12分3板3助2斷、庫明加10分1板2助2斷、波傑姆斯基9分4板10助2斷、希爾德6分1板1助、桑托（tuō）斯5分4板、格林4分（fèn）4板5助2斷、佩頓4分3板（bǎn）、霍福德3分8板3助（zhù）、波斯特2分、理查（chá）德2助3斷（duàn）

獨行俠（19-26）：馬（mǎ）紹爾30分7板（bǎn）9助、弗拉格（gé）21分11板2助、克裏（lǐ）斯蒂21分4板（bǎn）2助、威廉姆斯19分5板（bǎn）4助、鮑威爾10分12板1助、華（huá）盛頓10分6板3助2斷3帽、克萊6分4板、內姆哈德5分（fèn）2板（bǎn）3助、西塞1分1板、馬丁2板1助2帽

[–]Warriorscurrychaos 882 points 8 hours ago* His best chance to get a 5th ring is to find a time machine and:

A. Go back to june 2016 and tell draymond NOT to touch lebron no matter what

B. Go back to june 2019 and tell Klay NOT to attempt any dunks

C. Go back to november 2020 and tell Klay NOT to play any offseason pickup games

D. Go back to october 2022 and tell either Draymond or Poole to skip practice

勇士球迷：他拿第5枚戒指的唯一機會就是找個時光機：

A. 穿（chuān）越回2016年6月，告訴追夢無論如何絕對不要去碰勒布朗（lǎng）。

B. 穿越（yuè）回（huí）2019年6月，告（gào）訴克萊絕對不要嚐（cháng）試扣籃。

C. 穿越回2020年11月，告訴克萊絕對不要去打休賽期的野球。

D. 穿越回2022年10月，告訴追夢或者普（pǔ）爾那天別去訓練（liàn）。

[–][MIA] Alonzo MourningOde1st 373 points 7 hours ago

Go back in time to tell Lacob that time is linear and there can only be one timeline

熱火球迷：穿越回去告訴拉科布，時間是線性的，隻能有（yǒu）“一條時（shí）間線”。

[–]fallen_estarossa 158 points 7 hours ago

And draft league ready prospects in Haliburton (2020) and Franz (2021)

球迷：順便在選秀大會上選那些能即插即（jí）用的潛力股（gǔ），比如哈利伯頓（2020年）和弗朗茨·瓦格納（2021年）。

[–]Rocketsanonymoususer6407 83 points 7 hours ago* Silliest thing the ownership has ever done. Steph never needed a big man superstar to win so how would drafting one help.

KD is 6’11, but not a true big man. Wagner would’ve been a good prospect since he’s of a similar formula. Kerr wanted those two and Lacob said it’s my way or the highway. I can see why he wants to retire.

火箭球迷：這是管理（lǐ）層做過（guò）的最蠢的事。庫裏奪冠從來就不（bú）需要超級（jí）內線，選（xuǎn）個大個子能（néng）幫上什麽忙？

杜蘭特雖然2米11，但他不是傳統大個。瓦格納是個好苗子，他也是類似的配方。科（kē）爾當時想要（yào）這（zhè）倆人，但（dàn）拉科布說要麽聽我的要（yào）麽滾蛋。我現（xiàn）在明白科（kē）爾為啥想（xiǎng）退休了。

[–]Ston3yy 96 points 7 hours ago

Go to 2020 and not pick James Wiseman lol

球迷：穿越回2020年，死都別選詹姆斯·懷斯曼，哈哈。

[–]WarriorsTheRealSlumShedy 39 points 7 hours ago

Of course the one year in the 2020s that didn’t have an elite big ?

勇士球迷：偏偏就選了21世（shì）紀20年代唯（wéi）一一個（gè）沒有頂級大個子的一年選秀?

[–]Warriorstmperflare 94 points 8 hours ago

We're going to be getting a lot more of these kinds of posts.

勇（yǒng）士球迷：以後（hòu）咱們會看到越來越多這種帖子了。

[–]WarriorsCoolguynumber01 419 points 8 hours ago

Steph’s still elite but our owner’s been planning for life after Steph for 3+ years now. i hate this shit man

勇士球迷：庫裏依然（rán）是頂級的，但我們的老板已經為“後庫裏時代”籌劃了3年多了。我真是煩透了這個。

[–]PrinceJMoney089 259 points 8 hours ago

The owner started his bullshit two timeline crap when Steph was 31 lmao

球迷：庫裏31歲的時候，老板就開始搞他那（nà）狗屁“兩條時間線”了，笑死。

[–]WarriorsCoolguynumber01 130 points 8 hours ago

what a fall from grace from Lacob. went from hiring the right people and letting them do their job to becoming NBA’s Jerry Jones

勇士球迷（mí）：拉科布真是（shì）跌落神壇啊。從當年聘請合適的人並放權讓（ràng）他們去幹，變（biàn）成了現在的NBA版傑裏·瓊斯（NFL達拉斯牛仔（zǎi）隊獨裁老板（bǎn））。

[–]PrinceJMoney089 68 points 8 hours ago

Dudes a clown I have no idea how he of all people gave up on Steph when he was 31 considering the entire franchise is a Steph merchant

球迷：這（zhè）家夥就是個小醜，我真不明白（bái）考慮到整個球隊都是靠庫裏吃飯的，他怎麽好意思在庫裏31歲（suì）的時候就放棄他。

[–]asonkidd 51 points 7 hours ago

I mean going for Jimmy and staying with Dray isn't exactly the work of someone who isn't trying to contend with Steph in mind. They had some horrible draft picks that ruined plans but even then they still won a title post Klay injury and KD leaving. Most teams never see a title.

球迷：講道理，去追求吉米·巴特勒（lè）並且留住追夢，這不像是一個不想圍繞庫（kù）裏爭冠的（de）人幹出（chū）來的事。他們確實有過一些爛到爆的選秀毀了計劃，但即使在克萊受傷和杜蘭（lán）特離開後（hòu），他們（men）還是奪了一（yī）次冠。大多數球隊一輩子都沒見過（guò）總冠軍呢。

[–]WarriorsSokkawater10 47 points 7 hours ago

They have repeatedly refused to trade future picks. It’s just that Steph’s longevity has made them current picks.

Podz, Moody, Kuminga, Wiseman All shoudlve been traded before even becoming picks for actual players.

勇士球迷：他們一而再再而三地拒絕交易（yì）未來選秀權。隻是（shì）庫裏（lǐ）的超長巔峰期把“未來”變成了“現在”。

波傑姆斯基（jī）、穆（mù）迪、庫明加、懷斯曼，這幫（bāng）人在被選中之前就應該統統被打包交易換成真正的即戰力球員。

[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 39 points 7 hours ago

All their cap is tied up in 35+ year old Steph, Jimmy, and Draymond.

To say they are playing for the future is pure science fiction.

勇士球迷：他們所有（yǒu）的薪資空間都（dōu）鎖在35歲以上的庫裏、巴特勒和追夢身上了。

要說他（tā）們這是在（zài）為未來打球，純屬科幻小說。

[–]WarriorsSerAardvark 201 points 8 hours ago

2020-21 Warriors are back baby.

勇士球迷（mí）：2020-21賽季的（de）勇士隊又回來了寶貝們。

[–]Lakerslakers082433 202 points 8 hours ago

Curry deserves better man. Seeing my favorite player like this hurts me a bit

湖人球迷：庫裏值得更好的隊友。看著我最喜歡（huān）的球員（yuán）打成這樣，我心裏真不是滋味。

[–]asonkidd 110 points 8 hours ago

Steph will go down with the ship into his twilight ala Dirk. Don't feel sad. He is the Warriors through good and bad. The run doesn't last forever.

球迷：庫裏會在職業生涯末期像諾維茨基一（yī）樣隨船沉沒。別（bié）難（nán）過。無論好壞，他就是勇士隊的化身。沒（méi）有永遠的王朝（cháo）。

[–]Wizardscashappmebitch 39 points 8 hours ago

I don’t think anybody feels bad for the dude with 4 championships

奇才球迷：我覺得沒（méi）人會去同情一個擁有4個總冠軍的家夥。

[–]WarriorsMQZ01 51 points 7 hours ago

Obviously he could retire tomorrow as one of the greatest ever, but it’s still bittersweet imo watching him continue to ball out on a painfully mediocre team

勇士球迷：顯（xiǎn）然他就算明天原地退役也是曆史最（zuì）佳之一，但（dàn）在我看來，看著他在（zài）一支平（píng）庸得令人痛苦的球隊裏繼續拚命，心裏依然五味雜陳。

[–]CelticsIconicNova 58 points 8 hours ago

It’s depressing af watching Steph’s career end up on this roster

凱（kǎi）爾特人球迷：看著庫裏的職業生涯在這種垃圾陣容裏走向終點，真是太（tài）壓抑了。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currysctthuynh 101 points 8 hours ago

Kerr putting Curry in lineups with two offensive negatives, Draymond and Payton is malpractice. It's not 2016 anymore.

勇（yǒng）士球迷：科爾把庫裏和兩個進攻黑洞——追夢和小佩頓——放在同一套陣容裏（lǐ），簡直是失職。現在已經不是2016年（nián）了。

[–]WarriorsCoolguynumber01 43 points 8 hours ago

Kerr’s trying out new lineups on the fly. has no choice too. Gonna be tough to play Dray with Steph if Dray is gonna continue playing with no effort

勇士球迷：科爾（ěr）也在摸著石頭過河試新陣容。他也沒辦法啊。如果追夢繼續在場上夢遊出工不出力，那（nà）讓他和庫裏搭檔就太難了。

[–]San Francisco WarriorsG_Riel_ 50 points 8 hours ago

It's unfortunate how much the team has to bend just to make Draymond playable and he's still bad.

勇士球（qiú）迷：不幸的（de）是，全隊都在為了遷就（jiù）追夢能上場而做出巨大的妥協，結果他打得還是那麽爛。

[–]Trail BlazersMrBuckBuck 44 points 8 hours ago

Get him some help

開拓（tuò）者球迷：給他找點幫手吧。

[–]gridironk 93 points 8 hours ago

Kuminga +18 in 9 mins

Warriors -26 in the minutes he don’t play

球迷：庫明加出戰9分鍾正負值（zhí）+18。

他不在場（chǎng）的上場時間裏，勇士淨負（fù）26分。

[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf 131 points 8 hours ago

However cooked you think the Warriors are, we are more cooked than that.

勇士球迷（mí）：無論你覺得勇士現在有多爛，實際上我們比（bǐ）那還要爛。

[–]Mavericksdarti_me 43 points 7 hours ago

Steph is truly in basketball hell

獨行俠球迷：庫裏現在真的是（shì）身處籃球地獄啊。

[–]RollGata 81 points 8 hours ago

Klutch Draymond performance leading the comeback in the 4th

球迷（mí）：追（zhuī）夢第四節的“關鍵（Klutch，雙關詹姆斯所在的Klutch經紀公司）”表現帶隊（被）逆轉了。

[–]WarriorsWIZONE4LIFE 49 points 8 hours ago

Having a useless teammate still better than having Draymond helping the other team.

勇士球迷：有個沒（méi）用（yòng）的隊友，也總比追（zhuī）夢（mèng）幫著對麵（miàn）打球強。

[–]Foreign_Comb71 43 points 8 hours ago

Draymond “Klutch” Green had more fouls than points, rebounds, or assists

球迷：“關鍵先生”追夢·格林的犯規數，比他的得分、籃板（bǎn）或助攻數還要多。

來源：Reddit

編（biān）譯：Aaron